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You walk into a giant parody mall with exactly $100 and one rule: never hit $0. Turn it into the biggest haul you can.
$100, one mall, zero regrets
Shop smarter, not harder.
A huge, sparkling mall where everything is pastel and every shop is a gentle parody of somewhere you have definitely been: Zarra, where everything is “limited” until it’s not; Gape, basic clothes in very dramatic fitting-room lighting; Nordstorm, fancy, but the elevators are broken. The food court serves McRonald’s, Chick-fil-Nah and Panda Depress.
Sales, coupons, clever returns and resale flips turn a hundred dollars into a haul worth far more. Grow your worth and the mall notices: a cart, a boyfriend to push it, an AI shopping assistant, and finally a Super Stretch Limo waiting at the kerb.
$100
to start, and never hit $0
64
stores, kiosks and food-court counters
2,500
products to find, try on and flip
5
divas to shop as
Never hit $0
One rule, and the checkout enforces it. Every purchase is a bet on what you can turn it into: a better deal, a price adjustment, a resale flip.
The mall runs on the clock
Flash Sales open on the hour, Return Frenzy waives the fees, and a hidden Glitch Window lets coupons stack. Everyone sees the same sale at the same time.
Funny, never mean
A gentle parody of shopping culture: return desks, dressing-room mirrors, and the eternal "it looked different on the hanger".
How to play
Pick a spot, find a deal, keep the purse alive.
- 01Pick your diva. She walks in through the front doors with $100 in her purse.
- 02Choose where she goes: a storefront, a heart balloon, the fountain, the food court or anywhere on the Mall Directory map. She walks there on her own; hurry her when a sale is ending.
- 03Shop in each store's own app: search, filter, sort, check the Sale page, fill your bag and check out. Too much, and the checkout says no.
- 04Try anything on in the fitting room, mix and match from your closet, and chase the day's trend for a Style Score.
- 05Work the mall: golden-ticket coupons, loyalty points, price adjustments, Return Frenzy and the Play-Doh's Closet resale booth.
- 06Keep her fed, keep her worth climbing, and leave through the front doors whenever you're ready. The trip is saved until you do.
Five shoppers
Choose your diva
Sofia
Flower in her hair, coupon in her purse
Chloe
Heart shades on, budget off
Priya
Has never paid full price. Ever.
Mei
Bows, buns and bargain radar
Kiara
Knows every return policy by heart
Your entourage
Moving up in the world
Worth $200
Shopping Cart
No more juggling bags: the cart holds everything. Carry more than six without one and she slows to a waddle.
Worth $400
The Man
He pushes the cart, carries the purse, and sits outside every store on his phone. Hurry is faster now.
Worth $800
Personal AI MEGA Shopping Assistant
Floats beside you, scans each store for deep deals and marks resale flips in the store apps.
Worth $1000
Super Stretch Limo Pickup
Five times longer than any limo has a right to be. It pulls up at the kerb to take her home, with a score bonus.
The mall calendar
Timing is everything
Flash Sale
On the hour: three stores, 40 to 60% off.
Double Points
Loyalty points pile up twice as fast.
Mall Madness Hour
Every third hour: four stores 35% off, double points and no return fees. The music changes with it.
Return Frenzy
Restocking fees waived. Return away.
Pink Everything Hour
Everything pink is 30% off (and extra stylish).
Girls Night Clearance
Evenings: beauty, jewelry and accessories 40% off.
Secret Clearance
Hidden. A kiosk might tell you where, if you ask.
Glitch Window
Hidden. Prices look... wrong, and coupons stack.
Features
Everything in the mall
- A candy-pink parody mall: two anchor department stores, 48 boutiques across two wings, 14 food-court counters, kiosks and a heart-shaped fountain
- Around 2,500 products, each store stocked to its own personality with its own prices, markdowns and restocking fees
- Street-view navigation: pick a spot and your diva walks or runs there on her own; swing the camera round to take in the storefronts
- One phone-style shopping app themed to every store: search, category chips, sort, filters, a Sale page, your bag and your orders
- A fitting room with a very generous mirror: try anything on, mix and match from your closet, and score your look against the day's trend
- A real-clock event calendar, shared by everyone: Flash Sales, Double Points, Return Frenzy, Pink Everything Hour and hidden events to discover
- Coupons from golden tickets, kiosk daily deals and loyalty points; gift-card promos, price adjustments and limited-stock deep deals
- Play-Doh's Closet, the resale booth: trending pieces sell for the most, and the fifth handbag today for a lot less
- An entourage that grows with your worth: a cart, the Man, an AI shopping assistant, and a Super Stretch Limo home
- Energy on the mall clock: a hungry diva slows down until she grabs a bite at the food court
- Trips that last as long as you can keep them going, saved whenever you step away
- Mouse and keyboard or any modern gamepad, with every controller button remappable, and a bubbly mall-pop soundtrack
Screenshots
From the mall
